About Chris
Fact Sheet: Chris Svoboda
- Chris has a secret desire of wearing a race car driver's fire suit and helmet to his local Big Boy for breakfast one morning.
- Chris's developed male pattern baldness at the age of sixteen. He promptly bought a sports car to commemorate his mid-life crisis.
- Chris can only drive his car while wearing one specific pair of shoes.
- One of Chris's ex girlfriends dumped him by getting engaged to her ex.
- Chris has an alter ego known as Bandana Chris who is completely irresistible to the opposite sex.
- Chris's love for Steak & Shake once caused him to drive an hour and 45 minutes just for a burger & milkshake.
- Chris has been the subject of a genetic experiment.
- Once flicked off & yelled at an off-duty police officer, who threatened to arrest him.
Joint Facts
- Dennis & Chris once stayed up an entire night developing their design for a perpetual motion machine.
- In college, Dennis & Chris relocated to a different city for three weeks to shoot a digital film for a class project.
- Chris & Dennis walked three buildings out of their way twice a week in college to see a gorgeous foreign exchange student who was not actually foreign at all.
- Chris's nickname, Boater, was coined by Dennis due to its terrific irony, as Chris is deathly afraid of boats and water.